C5 D5 G5 Me-he-he-helanie, A5 D5 What can the problem be? C5 D5 G5 Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie, C5 D5 G5 Why won't you go out with me? D5 C5 G5 D5 She lived across the street on the fifteenth floor of the Gilmore building. A5 C5 G5 D5 I saw her in the shower reaching for some soap. D5 C5 G5 D5 I knew she had to be the girl for me, and to think I probably A5 C5 never would have found her, G5 D5 If I hadn't bought that telescope. Me-he-he-helanie, What can the problem be? Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie, Why won't you go out with me? I just can't understand it. Why won't you return my phone calls? Are you still mad I gave a mohawk to your cat? If you'd just say the word, I'm certain that our love would last forever and ever, Or are you too dumb to realize that? Me-he-he-helanie, What can the problem be? Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie, Why won't you go out with me? A5 D5 How can you ignore me, when you know that I can't live without you? A5 C5 D5 I have to go through your garbage just to learn more about you. Melanie, Oh sweet Me-he-he-helanie, Why won't you go out with me? You weren't impressed when I tattooed your name across my forehead. You wouldn't listen when I promised to be true. I couldn't stand it, so I jumped out from the sixteenth story window right above you. Now I may be dead but I still love you. Me-he-he-helanie, What can the problem be? Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie, Why won't you go out with me?