Intro C5 F5 G5 A5 F5 C5 G5 C5 G5 C5 G5 C5 Well I heard that you're leaving, gonna leave me far behind, E5 A5 D5 G5 'Cause you found a brand new lover, you decided that I'm not your kind. C5 G5 C5 So I pulled your name out of my RollOdex, F5 G5 C5 And I tore all your pictures in two, E5 A5 And I burned down the malt shop where we used to go, D5 G5 Just because it reminds me of you..... F5 G5 C5 That's right, you ain't gonna see me crying, F5 G5 C5 I'm glad that you found somebody new, F5 G5 A5 F5 'Cause I'd rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass, C5 G5 C5 Than spend one more minute with you. G5 C5 I guess I may seem kinda bitter, G5 C5 You got me feeling down in the dumps, E5 A5 'Cause I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love, D5 G5 And I have to use the self-service pumps... F5 G5 C5 Oh,so honey, let me help you with that suitcase F5 G5 C5 You ain't gonna break my heart in two F5 G5 C5 F5 'Cause I'd rather get a hundred-thousand paper cuts on my face, C5 G5 C5 Than spend one more minute with you.. A5 G5 I'd rather rip out my intestines with a fork F5 G5 C5 Than watch you going out with other men A5 E5 A5 I'd rather slam my fingers in a door, D5 G5 Again, and again, and again, and again, and again (N.C.) Oh can't you what I'm trying to say, darlin' F5 G5 C5 I'd rather have my blood sucked out by leeches F5 G5 C5 Shove an ice-pick under a toe nail or two F5 G5 I'd rather clean all the bathrooms A5 F5 In Grand Central Station, with my tongue.. C5 G5 C5 Than spend one more minute with you G5 G5 C5 Yes, I'd rather jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks F5 G5 C5 Or stick my nostrils together with Krazy-Glue F5 G5 I'd rather dive into a swimming pool filled with A5 F5 Double-edged razor blades C5 G5 A5 Than spend one more minute with you F5 G5 I'd rather rip my heart right out of my ribcage with my bare hands C5 F5 And then throw it on the floor and stomp on it till I die.... C5 G5 C5 Than spend one more minute with you.....