E5 I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah A5 D5 Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated E5 A5 Soda S-O-D-A soda E5 I saw the little runt sitting there on a log A5 D5 I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said E5 A5 D5 C5 D5 E5 Yoda Y-O-D-A Yoda Yo yo yo yo Yoda E5 Well I've been around but I ain't never seen A5 D5 A guy who looks like a Muppet but he's wrinkled and green E5 A5 Oh my Yoda yo yo yo yo Yoda E5 Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand A5 D5 How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand E5 A5 D5 C5 D5 E5 Oh my Yoda yo yo yo yo Yoda yo yo yo yo Yoda B5 Well I left home just a week before F#5 And I never ever been a Jedi before A5 But Obi-wan, he set me straight of course A5 He said, "Go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force." E5 Well, I'm not the kind that would argue with Ben A5 D5 So it looks like I'm gonna start all over again with my E5 A5 D5 C5 D5 E5 Yoda yo yo yo yo Yoda yo yo yo yo Yoda E5 A5 D5 C5 D5 E5 Yoda yo yo yo yo Yoda yo yo yo yo Yoda A5 E5 B5 So I used the Force A5 E5 B5 I picked up a box A5 E5 B5 I lifted some rocks E5 G#5 C#5 While I stood on my head B5 B5 But I won't forget what Yoda said E5 He said, "Luke, stay away from the darker side, A5 D5 And if you start to go astray, let the Force be your guide." E5 A5 Oh, my Yoda yo yo yo yo Yoda E5 I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed A5 D5 But, remember if you kill him then you'll be unemployed E5 A5 Oh, my Yoda yo yo yo yo Yoda B5 Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess F#5 So I'm gonna have to leave Yoda, I guess A5 But I know that I'll be coming back some day A5 I'll be playing this part till I'm old and gray E5 The long-term contract I had to sign A5 D5 Says I'll be making these movies till the end of time E5 A5 D5 C5 D5 E5 Oh, my Yoda yo yo yo yo Yoda yo yo yo yo Yoda E5 A5 D5 C5 D5 E5 Yoda yo yo yo yo Yoda yo yo yo yo Yoda E5 A5 D5 C5 D5 E5 Yoda yo yo yo yo Yoda yo yo yo yo Yoda (repeat until tired)
