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Weird Al Yankovic ? You?re Pitiful

Intro

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What, was I too early? Oh, sorry. Should I...Do you wanna start over? Or, keep going? 

Okay, now? Now? 

VERSE 1


C5
My life is brilliant 
G5
Your life's a joke 
A5
You're just pathetic 
F5
You're always broke 
C5
Your homemade Star Trek uniform
G5
really ain't impressing' me 
A5
You're suffering' from delusions of 
F5
Adequacy 

CHORUS
F5           G5
You're Pitiful 
C5
You're Pitiful
F5          G5
You're Pitiful
C5
It's true 
F5                  G5
Never had a date
              C5   C5   A5
That ya couldn't inflate
F5                       G5         A5       
And ya smell repulsive too 
            F5             G5       C5
What a bummer bein' you 

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VERSE 2
C5
Well ya just can't dance 
G5
And forget romance 
A5
Everybody you know still calls ya 
F5
Farty Pants 


C5                                  G5
But you always have a job well I mean 
A5                                                 F5 
As long as you still can work that slurpie machine 

 CHORUS
F5           G5
You're Pitiful 
C5
You're Pitiful
F5          G5
You're Pitiful
C5
It's true 
F5                        G5
You're half undressed 
          C5       C5       A5
Eatin' chips of your chest
F5                    G5        A5 
While you're playin' Halo 2
F5               G5                C5 
No one's classier than you 


F5     C5      F5     C5      F5     C5      G5
La la la la, la la la la, la la la la, LOSER


F5           G5
You're Pitiful 
C5
You're Pitiful
F5          G5
You're Pitiful
C5
It's true
F5                                   G5
Your dog would much rather 
        C5     C5      A5
Play fetch by itself 
F5                              G5                              A5
You still live with your Mom and you're 42 
F5                            G5          A5
Guess you'll never grow a clue 
F5                    G5                 C5
When it just sucks to be you