Transcribed by ear by me :)Have fun playing it.
 
      You Don't Love Me Anymore by Weird Al

 C                       Em
We've been together for so very long
    Dm
But now things are changing,
       G
Oh I wonder what's wrong?
  Dm                      G     
Seems you don't want me around
       Dm
                   F         G
The passion is gone and the flames died down

            C                    Em 
I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem
     Dm                             G
That time that you made it with the whole hockey team
Dm                      G
You used to think I was nice
         Dm                                G
Now you tell all your friends that I'm the antichrist

    Bb                          F
Oh, why did you disconnect the brakes on my car?
      C                       G
That kind of thing is hard to ignore
       Dm     F      Dm         F       C
Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore

 C                         
I knew that we were having problems when 
    Em                        Dm
you put those piranhas in my bathtub again
    G                          Dm
You're still the light of my life
     G                             F             G
Oh darling I'm beggin', won't you put down that knife You know I,
 C                     Em
even think it's kinda cute the way-yea
      Dm                      G
you poison my coffee just a little each day
 Dm                               G
I still remember the way that you laughed
         Dm                 F        G
When you pushed me down the elevator shaft

Bb                                             F
Oh, if you don't mind me asking what's this poisonous cobra
C                        G
Doing in my underwear drawer?`
            Dm        F     Dm         G         C
Sometimes I get to thinking You don't love me anymore

C                               Em
You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill
        G                           Dm                
Now my scars are all healing but my heart never will
G                    Dm 
You set my house on fire
       G                              F           G
You pulled out my chesthairs with an old pair of pliers

          C                     Em                 Dm
Oh, you think I'm ugly and you say I'm cheap, you shaved off
                  G
my eyebrows while I was asleep
G                          Dm
 Youdrilled a hole in my head
           Dm              G                F          G
Then you dumped me in a drainage ditch and left me for dead

Bb                              F
Oh, you know this really isn't like you at all.
       C                        G
 You never acted this way before
           Dm      F       G         Dm         C
Honey, something tells me you don't love me anymore
   G              Dm   G       F         G         C
Oh no no, got a funny feeling You don't love me anymore

This song is so sweet yet painfull, get it on CD and learn to play it with my chords.
Play it for your friends and have a laugh.

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T.M  Slam 1997.