C5 C5 We've been together for so very long G5 But now things are changing, D5 Oh I wonder what's wrong? G5 Seems you don't want me around D5 F5 G5 The passion is gone and the flames died down C5 C5 I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem G5 D5 That time that you made it with the whole hockey team G5 You used to think I was nice D5 F5 G5 Now you tell all your friends that I'm the antichrist Bb5 F5 Oh, why did you disconnect the brakes on my car? C5 G5 That kind of thing is hard to ignore D5 F5 C5 Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore C5 C5 G5 I knew that we were having problems when you put those D5 piranhas in my bathtub again G5 You're still the light of my life D5 F5 G5 Oh darling I'm beggin', won't you put down that knife C5 C5 G5 You know, I even think it's kinda cute the way you poison D5 my coffee just a little each day G5 I still remember the way that you laughed D5 F5 G5 When you pushed me down the elevator shaft Bb5 F5 Oh, if you don't mind me asking what's this poisonous cobra C5 G5 Doing in my underwear drawer?` D5 F5 C5 Sometimes I get to thinking You don't love me anymore C5 C5 You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill G5 D5 Now my scars are all healing but my heart never will G5 You set my house on fire D5 F5 G5 You pulled out my chesthairs with an old pair of pliers C5 C5 G5 Oh, you think I'm ugly and you say I'm cheap, you shaved off D5 my eyebrows while I was asleep G5 You drilled a hole in my head D5 F5 G5 Then you dumped me in a drainage ditch and left me for dead Bb5 F5 Oh, you know this really isn't like you at all. C5 G5 You never acted this way before D5 F5 C5 Honey, something tells me you don't love me anymore D5 F5 C5 Oh no no, got a funny feeling You don't love me anymore Transcription by Jon Niklas Ronning
