capo on the 8th

intro
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G (320003@1)name="chord_320002@1">G/F#	Em7	Cadd9 (x32030@1) x2

verse 1
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G (320003@1)                    G/F#Em7 (320002@1)Cadd9My (x32030@1)life is brilliant.

What, was I too early? Oh, sorry. Should I...Do you wanna start over? Or, keep going? 
Okay, now? Now? 

GMy (320003@1)life is brilliant.
G/F#
Your life's a joke
Em7
You're just pathetic 
Cadd9
You're always broke
    GYour (320003@1)homemade Star Trek uniform
	G/F#really (320002@1)ain't impressing' me 
    Em7
You're suffering' from delusions of 
       Cadd9 (x32030@1) D/F#Adequacy (200232@1)
chorus
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Cadd9 (x32030@1)    D/F#Em7 (200232@1)       D/F#You're (200232@1)Pitiful. You're Pitiful.
Cadd9 (x32030@1)     D/F# (200232@1)    GYou're (320003@1)Pitiful, it's true.
  Cadd9 (x32030@1)  D/F# (200232@1)         G (320003@1) D/F#Em7 (200232@1)Never had a date That ya couldn't inflate
      Cadd9 (x32030@1)D/F# (200232@1)Em7
And ya smell repulsive too 
            Cadd9 (x32030@1)name="chord_200232@1">D/F#    G (320003@1)name="chord_320002@1">G/F#	Em7	Cadd9What (x32030@1)a bummer bein' you 

verse 2
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	  GWell (320003@1)ya just can't dance
      G/F#And (320002@1)forget romance
	  Em7
Everybody you know still calls ya  
Cadd9
  Farty Pants
    G (320003@1)	    G/F#But (320002@1)you always have a job well I mean
    Em7				 Cadd9As (x32030@1)long as you still can work that slurpie machine 








chorus
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Cadd9 (x32030@1)    D/F#Em7 (200232@1)       D/F#You're (200232@1)Pitiful. You're Pitiful.
Cadd9 (x32030@1)     D/F# (200232@1)    GYou're (320003@1)Pitiful, it's true.
  Cadd9 (x32030@1)  D/F# (200232@1)        	G (320003@1) D/F#Em7 (200232@1)You're half undressed Eatin' chips of your chest
      Cadd9 (x32030@1)D/F# (200232@1)Em7
While you're playin' Halo 2
            Cadd9 (x32030@1)name="chord_200232@1">D/F#    GNo (320003@1)one's classier than you

interlude
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Cadd9 (x32030@1)    Em7	  Cadd9 (x32030@1) D/F# (200232@1)Cadd9-->D/F# 
  La la la la, la la la la, la la la la, LOSER

outro
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Cadd9 (x32030@1)    D/F#Em7 (200232@1)       D/F#You're (200232@1)Pitiful. You're Pitiful.
Cadd9 (x32030@1)     D/F# (200232@1)    GYou're (320003@1)Pitiful, it's true.
      Cadd9 (x32030@1)D/F# (200232@1)          G (320003@1)   D/F#Em7 (200232@1)Your dog would much rather Play fetch by itself
	 Cadd9 (x32030@1)	  D/F# (200232@1)      G (320003@1)name="chord_200232@1">D/F# Em7 
You still live with your Mom and you're 42 
	 Cadd9 (x32030@1) D/F# (200232@1) Em7
Guess you'll never grow a clue
       Cadd9 (x32030@1)name="chord_200232@1">D/F#     GWhen (320003@1)it just sucks to be you