capo on the 8th

intro
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G      G/f#      Em7      C9   x2

verse 1
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G                      G/f#      Em7      C9
My life is brilliant.

What, was I too early? Oh, sorry. Should I...Do you wanna start over? Or, keep going? 
Okay, now? Now? 

G
My life is brilliant.
G/f#
Your life's a joke
Em7
You're just pathetic 
C9
You're always broke
    G
Your homemade Star Trek uniform
      G/f#
really ain't impressing' me 
    Em7
You're suffering' from delusions of 
       C9        D/F#
Adequacy

chorus
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C9           D/F# Em7             D/F#
You're Pitiful. You're Pitiful.
C9            D/F#      G
You're Pitiful, it's true.
  C9    D/F#                G   D/F# Em7
Never had a date That ya couldn't inflate
      C9       D/F#       Em7
And ya smell repulsive too 
            C9 D/F#    G      G/f#      Em7      C9
What a bummer bein' you 

verse 2
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        G
Well ya just can't dance
      G/f#
And forget romance
        Em7
Everybody you know still calls ya  
C9
  Farty Pants
    G                      G/f#
But you always have a job well I mean
    Em7                         C9
As long as you still can work that slurpie machine 








chorus
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C9           D/F# Em7             D/F#
You're Pitiful. You're Pitiful.
C9            D/F#      G
You're Pitiful, it's true.
  C9    D/F#                     G   D/F# Em7
You're half undressed Eatin' chips of your chest
      C9       D/F#       Em7
While you're playin' Halo 2
            C9 D/F#    G
No one's classier than you

interlude
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Cadd9           Em7        Cadd9             D/F#  Cadd(b9)->D/F# 
  La la la la, la la la la, la la la la, LOSER

outro
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C9           D/F# Em7             D/F#
You're Pitiful. You're Pitiful.
C9            D/F#      G
You're Pitiful, it's true.
      C9       D/F#                 G     D/F# Em7
Your dog would much rather Play fetch by itself
       C9                    D/F#        G D/F# Em7 
You still live with your Mom and you're 42 
       C9   D/F#        Em7
Guess you'll never grow a clue
       C9 D/F#     G
When it just sucks to be you