Bb (x1333x@1)                        FDragging (133211@1)my guitar 'round maternity ward
      Bb (x1333x@1)               FI (133211@1)was in search of the umbilical chord  
           Bb (x1333x@1)             FBut (133211@1)it was all in vain so I jumped on a train
           Bb (x1333x@1)                FAnd (133211@1)when I reached my home the kids were on the patio
Bb (x1333x@1)                      FLooking (133211@1)quite upset, so I asked them what was wrong
         Ab (xx1114@1)                      Db (x43121@1)                          AbAnd (xx1114@1)they said "beware - there's an Albert Hammond bootleg in the house
             Db (x43121@1)                          AbIn (xx1114@1)there, an Albert Hammond bootleg in the house, some man
    Db (x43121@1)                          AbWho (xx1114@1)introduced himself as Stanley Rous came in
             Db (x43121@1)                          Bb (x1333x@1)     FAnd (133211@1)left his Albert Hammond bootleg in the house".
Bb (x1333x@1)                     FTalking (133211@1)to a girl on the south coast of France
        Bb (x1333x@1)              FShe (133211@1)was on an 18-30 but I still took a chance
    Bb (x1333x@1)                         FBut (133211@1)on the last night 'neath the stars of Marseilles
    Bb (x1333x@1)                       FShe (133211@1)said that Robin Askwith was funny.
Ab (xx1114@1)    Db (x43121@1)                         AbOh (xx1114@1)God, how I longed for a dangerous wave
           Db (x43121@1)                         AbSo (xx1114@1)I could surf myself towards an early grave
        Db (x43121@1)                            AbI (xx1114@1)would rather talk to plankton than to dance with you
  Db (x43121@1)                             Bb (x1333x@1) FI (133211@1)hope your plane back home's a DC 10.
Ab (xx1114@1)    Db (x43121@1)                         AbOh (xx1114@1)God, how I longed for a dangerous wave
           Db (x43121@1)                         AbSo (xx1114@1)I could surf myself towards an early grave
        Db (x43121@1)                            AbI (xx1114@1)would rather talk to plankton than to dance with you
  Db (x43121@1)                             AbI (xx1114@1)hope your plane back home's a DC 10.
            Db (x43121@1)            AbOh-oh-oh-oh-oh, (xx1114@1)oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
            Db (x43121@1)            AbOh-oh-oh-oh-oh, (xx1114@1)oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
            Db (x43121@1)            AbOh-oh-oh-oh-oh, (xx1114@1)oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
            Db (x43121@1)       Ab (xx1114@1)name="chord_x43121@1">Db Ab (xx1114@1)name="chord_x43121@1">Db
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh really.
Db (x43121@1)            Ab (xx1114@1)    Db (x43121@1)         AbOut (xx1114@1)of pure curiosity I dug up Logie Baird
      Db (x43121@1)                     Ab (xx1114@1)           Db (x43121@1)             AbAnd (xx1114@1)I asked him what Petrified Forests see to make them all so scared.

                                                                                            
                        
                        
                        
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