Artist: Half Man Half Biscuit http://www.hmhb.co.uk/ Track: Joy Division Oven Gloves Album: Achtung Bono Tabber: Woodshed INTRO A - Bb - E x4 VERSE 1 AWell, (x02220@1)the dish is too hot, you'll never guess what E (022100@1) AI've (x02220@1)got Joy Division oven gloves AIf (x02220@1)it's her desire, I'll put my fingers in the fire E (022100@1) A'Cause (x02220@1)I've got Joy Division oven gloves E (022100@1) AI've (x02220@1)got Joy Division oven gloves D (xx0232@1) E (022100@1) A (x02220@1) A7Ooh, (x02020@1)ooh, tropical diseases D (xx0232@1) E (022100@1) A (x02220@1) A7Ooh, (x02020@1)ooh, chemical alarm F (133211@1) E (022100@1) AOoh, (x02220@1)ooh, I'm a little blas? E (022100@1) AIn (x02220@1)me Joy Division oven gloves E (022100@1) AIn (x02220@1)me Joy Division oven gloves A - Bb - E x2 VERSE 2 AI've (x02220@1)been here and I've been there E (022100@1) AIn (x02220@1)me Joy Division oven gloves AI've (x02220@1)been to a post-punk postcard fare E (022100@1) AIn (x02220@1)me Joy Division oven gloves D (xx0232@1) E (022100@1) A (x02220@1) A7Ooh, (x02020@1)ooh, Nagasaki towpath D (xx0232@1) E (022100@1) A (x02220@1) A7Ooh, (x02020@1)ooh, tickling the laird F (133211@1) E (022100@1) AOoh, (x02220@1)ooh, checking out the Quantocks E (022100@1) AIn (x02220@1)me Joy Division oven gloves E (022100@1) AIn (x02220@1)me Joy Division oven gloves SOLO A - Bb - E x2 D- (xx0232@1)E- (022100@1)A- (x02220@1)A7x2 (x02020@1)A - E x2 e|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|---5---5---5---5---5---5---5---5---5---5---5---5---5---5---5---5---------| G|-----6---6---6---6---6---6---6---6---6---6---6---6---6---6---6---6-------| D|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| e|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|---7--7-7--7-6--4--4-4--4-2--2-2-2--2-2-2-2-2----------------------------| D|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| e|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|---/7--7-7--7-6--4--4-4--4-2--2---2b3------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| e|---/5-5-/5-5-/5-5-/5-5-5---5-----------5-5-5-5-5-------------------------| B|---/5-5-/5-5-/5-5-/5-5---5---5---------5-5-5-5-5-------------------------| G|-------------------------------7b9---------------7b9---------------------| D|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| VERSE 3 AOn (x02220@1)a sinking ship a sailor yearns E (022100@1) AFor (x02220@1)his Joy Division oven gloves ANero (x02220@1)fiddles while Gordon Burns E (022100@1) AIn (x02220@1)his Joy Division oven gloves ATalk (x02220@1)to the hands, talk to the hands E (022100@1) AIn (x02220@1)his Joy Division oven gloves ADance, (x02220@1)dance, dance, dance E (022100@1) AIn (x02220@1)your Joy Division oven gloves D (xx0232@1) E (022100@1) A (x02220@1) A7Ooh, (x02020@1)ooh, piccalilli shinpads D (xx0232@1) E (022100@1) A (x02220@1) A7Ooh, (x02020@1)ooh, polishing the knave F (133211@1)name="chord_022100@1">E AI (x02220@1)keep wicket for the Quakers E (022100@1) AIn (x02220@1)me Joy Division oven gloves (repeat) CODA A (x02220@1) E (022100@1) A (x02220@1) DMy (xx0232@1)grandfather's clock was too tall for the shelf A (x02220@1) E (022100@1) ASo (x02220@1)I sold it and opened up a stall E (022100@1) ASelling (x02220@1)Joy Division oven gloves E (022100@1) AWe (x02220@1)got Joy Division oven gloves E (022100@1) AGet (x02220@1)your Joy Division oven gloves E (022100@1) Amaj7Hallelujah (x02120@1)