D (xx0232@1)Am (x02210@1)C (x32010@1)F,  D (xx0232@1)Am (x02210@1)C (x32010@1)F (133211@1)D (xx0232@1)                 Am (x02210@1)           CPulling (x32010@1)the ice axe from my leg, I staggered on
F (133211@1)       D (xx0232@1)                   Am (x02210@1) C (x32010@1)FSpindrift (133211@1)stinging my remaining eye
  D (xx0232@1)                Am (x02210@1)
I finally managed to reach the station
C (x32010@1)                   F (133211@1)                         D (xx0232@1)        Am (x02210@1)name="chord_x32010@1">C FOnly (133211@1)to find that the bus replacement service had broken down
      D (xx0232@1)                 Am (x02210@1)After wondering to myself whether or not it should
C (x32010@1)                  FActually (133211@1)be called a train replacement service
  D (xx0232@1)                 AmI (x02210@1)walked out onto the concourse
    C (x32010@1)               F (133211@1)                        DAnd (xx0232@1)noticed the giant screen seemed to have been tampered with
Am (x02210@1)          C (x32010@1)            FProbably (133211@1)by a junior employee.
D (xx0232@1)            Am (x02210@1)                 C (x32010@1)                     FDisgruntled (133211@1)commuters were being regaled with some dismal TVM
  D (xx0232@1)                   Am (x02210@1)          CInvolving (x32010@1)a tug-of-love custody battle; 
F (133211@1)               D (xx0232@1)       Am (x02210@1)name="chord_x32010@1">C F (133211@1)D (xx0232@1)name="chord_x02210@1">Am C (x32010@1)name="chord_133211@1">F
Stockard Channing held sway.
D (xx0232@1)                     Am (x02210@1)                     CDown (x32010@1)in the High Street somebody careered out of Boots
            FWithout (133211@1)due care or attention
  D (xx0232@1)               Am (x02210@1)                  CI (x32010@1)suggest that they learn some pedestrian etiquette
F (133211@1)        D (xx0232@1)                     Am (x02210@1)C (x32010@1)         F (133211@1)    D (xx0232@1)name="chord_x02210@1">Am C (x32010@1)name="chord_133211@1">F
I.e. sidle out of the store gingerly - embrace the margin.
D (xx0232@1)           Am (x02210@1)           C (x32010@1)           F (133211@1)          D (xx0232@1)name="chord_x02210@1">Am C (x32010@1)name="chord_133211@1">F
Fat kids with sausage rolls, poor sods conducting polls.
          D (xx0232@1)                     Am (x02210@1)                 C (x32010@1)    F (133211@1)D (xx0232@1)name="chord_x02210@1">Am C (x32010@1)name="chord_133211@1">F
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets.
D (xx0232@1)                          AmI (x02210@1)try to put everything into perspective,
C (x32010@1)                               FSet (133211@1)it against the scale of human suffering
D (xx0232@1)                    AmAnd (x02210@1)I thought of the Mugabe government
        C (x32010@1)                      FAnd (133211@1)the children of the Calcutta railways
D (xx0232@1)              Am (x02210@1)               C (x32010@1)              FThis (133211@1)works for a while but then I encounter Primark FM
D (xx0232@1)        Am (x02210@1)      C (x32010@1)   F (133211@1)            EOverhead (022100@1)a rainbow appears - in black and white.
D (xx0232@1)   Am (x02210@1)name="chord_x32010@1">C              F (133211@1)              D (xx0232@1)   Am (x02210@1)name="chord_x32010@1">C
Shite Day, I guess this must be National Shite Day
            F (133211@1)              D (xx0232@1)   Am (x02210@1)name="chord_x32010@1">C
This surely must be National Shite Day
           F (133211@1)              D (xx0232@1)   Am (x02210@1)name="chord_x32010@1">C F (133211@1)(Inst D (xx0232@1)name="chord_x02210@1">Am C (x32010@1)name="chord_133211@1">F x8)
Don't tell me it's National Shite Day.
D (xx0232@1)  Am (x02210@1)C (x32010@1)       F (133211@1)   D (xx0232@1)   Am (x02210@1)C (x32010@1)      F (133211@1) D (xx0232@1)name="chord_x02210@1">Am C (x32010@1)name="chord_133211@1">F
Float,       float on.   Float,       float on
D (xx0232@1)  Am (x02210@1)name="chord_x32010@1">C F (133211@1)  D (xx0232@1)   Am (x02210@1)name="chord_x32010@1">C FBarry (133211@1)         Herpes.
D (xx0232@1)                 AmI (x02210@1)got a letter from Stringy Bob
C (x32010@1)                      F"Still (133211@1)on suicide watch, screws not happy.
D (xx0232@1)                 Am (x02210@1)                CSpotted (x32010@1)a Marsh Fritillary during Association
    F (133211@1)             D (xx0232@1)             Am (x02210@1)name="chord_x32010@1">C FWas (133211@1)roundly ignored; what news you?"
D (xx0232@1)                 AmI (x02210@1)felt sorry for him 
                             C (x32010@1)               FHe'd (133211@1)only been locked up for public nuisance offences
D (xx0232@1)                       Am (x02210@1)                 COne (x32010@1)of which saw him beachcombing the Dee Estuary
             F (133211@1)          D (xx0232@1)           AmFound (x02210@1)a dead wading bird, took it home, parcelled it up
    C (x32010@1)                             FAnd (133211@1)sent it off to the rubber-faced irritant Phil Cool
D (xx0232@1)                      Am (x02210@1)   C (x32010@1)                     F (133211@1)D (xx0232@1)name="chord_x02210@1">Am C (x32010@1)name="chord_133211@1">F
With a note inside which read: "Is this your Sanderling?"
D (xx0232@1)                  Am (x02210@1)                       C (x32010@1)        FAnother (133211@1)time saw him answering an advert in the music press
D (xx0232@1)                 Am (x02210@1)    C (x32010@1)    F"Keyboard (133211@1)player required - Doors, Floyd, etc.
D (xx0232@1)              Am (x02210@1)           C (x32010@1)F (133211@1)                  D (xx0232@1) Am (x02210@1)name="chord_x32010@1">C FMust (133211@1)be committed; no time wasters" - you can guess the rest.
D (xx0232@1)          Am (x02210@1)                          C (x32010@1)                   FI'd (133211@1)always imagined he would simply wander off some day into the hills
D (xx0232@1)                Am (x02210@1)               C (x32010@1)                  FTo (133211@1)be found months later, his carcass stripped by homeless dogs
    D (xx0232@1)             Am (x02210@1)                     C (x32010@1) F (133211@1)D (xx0232@1)name="chord_x02210@1">Am C (x32010@1)name="chord_133211@1">F
His exposed skull a perch for the quartering crow
  D (xx0232@1)                        Am (x02210@1)                C (x32010@1)   FI (133211@1)folded away the letter and put it in my inside pocket
D (xx0232@1)               Am (x02210@1)                                   C (x32010@1) F (133211@1)D (xx0232@1)name="chord_x02210@1">Am C (x32010@1)name="chord_133211@1">F
All of a sudden I felt brushed by the wings of something dark
D (xx0232@1)               Am (x02210@1)             C (x32010@1) F (133211@1)EMay (022100@1)the Lord have mercy on Stringy Bob.
D (xx0232@1)   Am (x02210@1)name="chord_x32010@1">C         F (133211@1)                D (xx0232@1)   Am (x02210@1)CShite (x32010@1)Day, I do believe it's National Shite Day
       F (133211@1)                D (xx0232@1)   Am (x02210@1)name="chord_x32010@1">C
It all points to National Shite Day
            F (133211@1)                D (xx0232@1)   Am (x02210@1)name="chord_x32010@1">C F (133211@1)name="chord_022100@1">E
Someone's declared it National Shite Day.
D (xx0232@1)   Am (x02210@1)name="chord_x32010@1">C         F (133211@1)             D (xx0232@1)   Am (x02210@1)CShite (x32010@1)Day, my birthday on National Shite Day
       F (133211@1)                 D (xx0232@1)   Am (x02210@1)name="chord_x32010@1">C
No bog roll, it's National Shite Day
         F (133211@1)                 D (xx0232@1)   Am (x02210@1)name="chord_x32010@1">C F (133211@1) (D Am (x02210@1)name="chord_x32010@1">C Fto (133211@1)fade)
Cue drum roll, it's National Shite Day.
                                                                
                        
                        
                        
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