E I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah A D Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated E A Soda S-O-D-A soda E I saw the little runt sitting there on a log A D I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said E A D C D E Yoda Y-O-D-A Yoda Yo yo yo yo Yoda E Well I've been around but I ain't never seen A D A guy who looks like a Muppet but he's wrinkled and green E A Oh my Yoda yo yo yo yo Yoda E Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand A D How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand E A D C D E Oh my Yoda yo yo yo yo Yoda yo yo yo yo Yoda B7 Well I left home just a week before F#7 And I never ever been a Jedi before A But Obi-wan, he set me straight of course A He said, "Go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force." E Well, I'm not the kind that would argue with Ben A D So it looks like I'm gonna start all over again with my E A D C D E Yoda yo yo yo yo Yoda yo yo yo yo Yoda E A D C D E Yoda yo yo yo yo Yoda yo yo yo yo Yoda A E B So I used the Force A E B I picked up a box A E B I lifted some rocks E G#7 C#m While I stood on my head B B6 But I won't forget what Yoda said E He said, "Luke, stay away from the darker side, A D And if you start to go astray, let the Force be your guide." E A Oh, my Yoda yo yo yo yo Yoda E I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed A D But, remember if you kill him then you'll be unemployed E A Oh, my Yoda yo yo yo yo Yoda B7 Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess F#7 So I'm gonna have to leave Yoda, I guess A But I know that I'll be coming back some day A I'll be playing this part till I'm old and gray E The long-term contract I had to sign A D Says I'll be making these movies till the end of time E A D C D E Oh, my Yoda yo yo yo yo Yoda yo yo yo yo Yoda E A D C D E Yoda yo yo yo yo Yoda yo yo yo yo Yoda E A D C D E Yoda yo yo yo yo Yoda yo yo yo yo Yoda (repeat until tired)
