C C We've been together for so very long Gm But now things are changing, Dm Oh I wonder what's wrong? G Seems you don't want me around Dm F G The passion is gone and the flames died down C C I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem Gm Dm That time that you made it with the whole hockey team G You used to think I was nice Dm F G Now you tell all your friends that I'm the antichrist Bb F Oh, why did you disconnect the brakes on my car? C G That kind of thing is hard to ignore Dm F7M C Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore C C Gm I knew that we were having problems when you put those Dm piranhas in my bathtub again G You're still the light of my life Dm F G Oh darling I'm beggin', won't you put down that knife C C Gm You know, I even think it's kinda cute the way you poison Dm my coffee just a little each day G I still remember the way that you laughed Dm F G When you pushed me down the elevator shaft Bb F Oh, if you don't mind me asking what's this poisonous cobra C G Doing in my underwear drawer?` Dm F7M C Sometimes I get to thinking You don't love me anymore C C You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill Gm Dm Now my scars are all healing but my heart never will G You set my house on fire Dm F G You pulled out my chesthairs with an old pair of pliers C C Gm Oh, you think I'm ugly and you say I'm cheap, you shaved off Dm my eyebrows while I was asleep G You drilled a hole in my head Dm F G Then you dumped me in a drainage ditch and left me for dead Bb F Oh, you know this really isn't like you at all. C G You never acted this way before Dm F7M C Honey, something tells me you don't love me anymore Dm F7M C Oh no no, got a funny feeling You don't love me anymore Transcription by Jon Niklas Ronning
