G5                   
I don't like fancy learnin' books.
    C5
I don't like apple tarts.
   G5
I don't like cozy breakfast nooks.
   D5
I don't like modern arts.

             G5
Well I like farts,
           C5
Yes I like farts,
        D5                                                  G5
I like long farts short farts wet farts your farts, I like farts.
G5
If you got hearts (Peter: Oh I got hearts)
                  C5
Let's hear those farts (Peter: How do I start)
     D5                                       G5
Well Peter I will help you get your fart to start
G5                    C5         D5 ......
PHHT PHHT PHHT PHHT PHHHT PHHHT...

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