Artist: Stpehen Lynch Song: Ugly Baby Tabbed by: Albert N Chords: A (x02220) F#m (244222) Asus4 (x02230) Bm (x24432) E (022100) D (xx0232) You need a capo on the first fret. Intro: A, Asus4 Verse 1: Bm E A My lady give birth today Bm E A I run to her room right away Bm E F#m D She smiles with glee, and hands her to me D E I look at my newborn and say Chorus: A Bm E Damn thats an ugly baby A Bm E Damn thats an ugly ass baby Bm E F#m D I'm feeling quite concerned, my semen must have turned D E A Cause damn that's an ugly baby Bm E A Can't Believe this came from me Bm E A Think her mom did too much LSD Bm E F#m D She's skinny like a twig, at least her nuts are big D E But her hair color doesn't match her beard Chorus: A Bm E Damn thats an ugly baby A Bm E Damn thats an ugly ass baby Bm E F#m D I give the doc a smack and say can't you put her back D E A Cause damn thats and ugly baby Bridge: Bm And when she smiles I find A E Shame McGallen comes to mind Bm It makes me want to cry A E When I look into her good eye Bm I always wanted kids A E Is it wrong to hope for SIDS Bm The doctor calles me in A E (hold) Mr. Lynch she has a twin Chorus: A Bm E Damn that's a good lookin baby Bm E A One for two on the good lookin babys Bm E F#m D Now I start to weep, this one we can keep D E Cause that was an ugly Ass.. A Bm E Damn thats an ugly ass baby A Bm E Damn thats an ugly ass baby A Bm E Damn thats an ugly ass baby Ending: Play like the chorus A Bm E She's got one good tooth and one ear and one eye A Bm E And thank God just one nose but it's on her left thigh A Bm E Now doctor I'm asking you guy to guy A Bm E Would a really really really late term abortion still fly? A Bm Oh no...not me.... A Bm E I dont want no ugly baby A Bm E I said Damn thats an ugly ass baby A Bm E Damn thats an ugly baby
