------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SONG NAME - Band Name ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tabbed by: Raven13 Email:mravenzemla@dal.ca Tuning: EADGBe This song is really easy, just basic chords the whole way through [First part: gentle strumming] G D I came down to the breakfast table C G felt like I could cry G D I tried so hard but wasn't able C D to look you in the eye G D For I am feeling so much shame C G Yes I have brought disgrace G D Can tell I've soiled my good name C D By the look upon your face [Strumming picks up it's pace] G D C D Well it seems last night you caught me spankin' it G D C D No use denyin' it, well I was really crankin' it G D C D Well it's not my fault, and it wouldn't be so bad G D C [pause] G D C D If you could just forgive me and talk to me, dad G D C D Talk to me dad G D C D No I didn't hear ya enter, no I didn't hear the door G D C D With my hand upon my member and my pants upon the floor G D C D Now burnt into your brain is an image you despise G D C D like blood and guts and starvin' kids and Stevie Wonder's eyes G D C D Well it seems last night you caught me spankin' it G D C D No use denyin' it, I was really crankin' it G D C D Well dry your eyes and don't be so sad G D C [pause] G D C D But I wouldn't use those tissues, they've already been had G D C D Talk to me dad G D C D Yeah, the look upon your face made my swollen gland diminish G D C D So I said, "Could ya close the door? I really wanna finish" G D C D Now daddy I'm ashamed and I'd completely understand G D C D If you never wanna hug again or even shake my hand G D C D Well it seems last night you caught me spankin' it G D C D No use denyin' it, well I was really crankin' it G D C D Well please calm down and don't get mad G D C [pause] G D C D Just because it was your bed, it's not that bad G D C D It's not that bad G D C D It's not that bad G D C D Talk to me dad G D C D When I was only seventeen, you told me it was dirty, so G D C D It must be really creepy when your kid is pushin' thirty G D C D But you cannot tell me dad that you have never had a whack G D C D At the thing that hangs below your belt and bumps into your sack G D C D Well it seems last night you caught me spankin' it G D C D No use denyin' it, I was really crankin' it G D C D Well dry your eyes and don't be sad G D C [pause] But I wouldn't use those tissues they've already been- G D C [pause] Just because it was your bed, it's not that- G D C [pause] G D C D Now daddy daddy please forgive me and talk to me dad G D C D Talk to me dad [outro] G D C D x2 [ring out on G]