Artist:  Stephen Lynch
Song:  If I Were Gay
Album:  A Little Bit Special
Tabbed by:  Rick  (RCGoalie1@aol.com)
AIM:  unhlax23


Chords:

D     (xx0232)
G     (320033)
Dsus2 (xx0230)
D/C#  (x40232)
A     (x02220)
B     (x24442)


Intro:  D  Dsus2  D  G  x4


Verse 1:

D       D/C#  D
Here we are, dear old friend
B           G     A
You and I, drunk again
D                 D/C#    D
Laughs have been had and tears have been shed
B                    G         A
Maybe the whiskey's gone to my head but


Chorus:

D         A             B           G
If I were gay, I would give you my heart
     D         A            B          G
And if I were gay, you'd be my work of art
     D        A              B         G
And if I were gay, we would swim in romance
A                   G             A
But im not gay, so get your hand out of my pants


D  Dsus2  D  G  x2


Verse 2:  (play like previous verse)

It's not that I don't care, I do
It's just I don't see myself in you
Another time, another scene
I'd be right behind you, if you know what I mean


Chorus:  (play like previous chorus)

If I were gay, I would give you my soul
And if I were gay, I would give you my whole being
And if I were gay, we would tear down the walls
But I'm not gay, so won't you stop cupping my...hand


D  Dsus2  D  G  x4

Outro:

       D    Dsus1    D           G
We've never hugged, we've never kissed
      D          Dsus2    D        G
I've never been intamite with your fist
D         Dsus2   D         G
You have opened, brand new doors
D         Dsus2    D         G
Get over here and drop your drawers


To end it, play D  Dsus2  D  G a bunch of times.


Thats it.  Email me with questions.  Later.