Peanuts!
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by Stephen Lynch


   +--------------------------PLEASE NOTE--------------------------+
   + This file is Jordan Lapping's own work and represents his     +
   + interpretation of the song. You may only use this file for    +
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   +---------------------------------------------------------------+


Much of the lyrics in this song is changed from show to show, however the guitar 
remains the same.


[Rythm Figure 1]
  Csus2/Dsus2  Am    Csus2  Gm
  e|--3/5--5--5-5-5--3-3-3--3-3---|
  B|--3/5--5--5-5-5--3-3-3--3-3---|
  G|--5/7--7--5-5-5--5-5-5--3-3---|
  D|--5/7--7--7-7-7--5-5-5--5-5---|
  A|--3/5--5--7-7-7--3-3-3--5-5---|
  E|--3/5--5--5-5-5--3-3-3--3-3---|

[Rythm Figure 2]
          Fsus4 (113311@1)         G (320003@1) e|--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1--3-3-3-3--3-3---|
  B|--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1--0-0-0-0--0-0---|
  G|--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3--0-0-0-0--0-0---|
  D|--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3--0-0-0-0--0-0---|
  A|--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1--2-2-2-2--2-2---|
  E|--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1--3-3-3-3--3-3---|

[Rythm Figure 3]
  Csus2/Dsus2  Am   Csus2  Gm
  e|--3/5--5--5-5-5--3-3--3-3-3---|
  B|--3/5--5--5-5-5--3-3--3-3-3---|
  G|--5/7--7--5-5-5--5-5--3-3-3---|
  D|--5/7--7--7-7-7--5-5--5-5-5---|
  A|--3/5--5--7-7-7--3-3--5-5-5---|
  E|--3/5--5--5-5-5--3-3--3-3-3---|

[Rythm Figure 4]
    Dsus2 (xx0230@1) Am (x02210@1) Csus2 (x35533@1)Gm (355333@1) e|--5-5--5-5-5--3-3--3-3-3---|
  B|--5-5--5-5-5--3-3--3-3-3---|
  G|--7-7--5-5-5--5-5--3-3-3---|
  D|--7-7--7-7-7--5-5--5-5-5---|
  A|--5-5--7-7-7--3-3--5-5-5---|
  E|--5-5--5-5-5--3-3--3-3-3---|


INTRO:
   [Rythm Figure 1] (x2)


VERSE 1:
   [Rhythm Figure 1]
 Charlie Brown had a big block head, wore a stripey sweater every day
   [Rhythm Figure 1]
 Tried to kick that football, but Lucy always pulled the motherfucker away
   [Rhythm Figure 1]
 Flew a kite just to try to relax, but he always put that shit in a tree
   [Rhythm Figure 1]
 And the little red-headed girl wouldn't give no play to poor Chuck B.


PRE-CHORUS 1:
   [Rhythm Figure 2]
 They were the baddest fuckers in the funny papers... PEANUTS!


VERSE 2:
   [Rhythm Figure 1]
 Off to a security blanket, Linus himself would latch
   [Rhythm Figure 1]
 Snuggle up to that bitch to keep warm while waiting in the pumpkin patch
   [Rhythm Figure 1]
 Had a stalker named Sally Brown and she always tried to get her some
   [Rhythm Figure 1]
 She loved how he knew the meaning of Christmas and the sexy way he sucked that.. thumb.


PRE-CHORUS 2:
   [Rhythm Figure 2]
 Marmaduke's a homo, Garfield is a pussy... PEANUTS!


CHORUS 1:
   [Rhythm Figure 3]
 Oh Peanuts, crazy Peanuts
   [Rhythm Figure 4]
 A bunch of kids trying to be free
   [Rhythm Figure 4]
 Take my hand and let's dance now
   [Rhythm Figure 4]
 Under Charlie's shitty Christmas Tree.
   [Rhythm Figure 2]
 ............................ PEANUTS!


VERSE 2:
   [Rhythm Figure 1]
 Oh, Marcy was best friends with Patty, Patty Peppermint
   [Rhythm Figure 1]
 She would love to do things to that girl that Charles M. Schulz can't print
   [Rhythm Figure 1]
 Pigpen was a dusty dude who couldn't keep his own ass clean
   [Rhythm Figure 1]
 All the teachers said "wah wah wha wha wha" what does that shit mean?


OPTIONAL PRE-CHORUS:
   [Rhythm Figure 2]


CHORUS 2:
   [Rhythm Figure 3]
 Oh Peanuts, crazy Peanuts
   [Rhythm Figure 4]
 Poor Charlie Brown you will never get laid
   [Rhythm Figure 4]
 It's so hard to get pussy
   [Rhythm Figure 4]
 When you're the baldest kid in second grade.
   [Rhythm Figure 2]
 ............................ PEANUTS!


VERSE 3:
   [Rhythm Figure 1]
 Lucy was a psychiatrist but her comments always gave offence
   [Rhythm Figure 1]
 And the bitch couldn't make no money 'cause she charge a motherfucker five cents
   [Rhythm Figure 1]
 You know all the ladies love Schroeder 'cause he spun them '88s real good
   [Rhythm Figure 1]
 And Franklin was a real cool cat but the only brother in that hood...


PRE-CHORUS 3:
   [Rhythm Figure 2]
 Sometimes you have to shout "good grief" unto the heavens... GOOD GRIEF!


CHORUS 3:
   [Rhythm Figure 3]
 Oh Peanuts, crazy Peanuts
   [Rhythm Figure 4]
 Snoopy fly your plane and fly it quick
   [Rhythm Figure 4]
 You're the World War I flying ace
   [Rhythm Figure 4]
 Make Red Baron suck that Beagle dick
   [Rhythm Figure 4]  (x4)
 La la la la la laa la


OUTRO:
   [Rhythm Figure 4]
 Oh Peanuts, crazy Peanuts
   [Rhythm Figure 4]
 A bunch of kids trying to be free
   [Rhythm Figure 4]
 Take my hand and let's dance now
   [Rhythm Figure 4]
 Under Charlie's shitty Christmas Tree.


Chords used:
          EADGBe
  Csus2...335533
  Dsus2...557755
  Am......577555
  Gm......355333
  Fsus4...113311
  G.......320003