Artist:  Stpehen Lynch
Song:  Ugly Baby
Tabbed by:  Rick
AIM:  rickrack97

Chords:

A      (x02220)  F#m  (244222)
Asus4  (x02230) 
Bm     (x24432)
E      (022100)
D      (xx0232)

This song is awsome.  He opened with it when I saw him in boston the other night.
You need a capo on the first fret.

Intro:  A, Asus4

Verse 1:

    Bm         E    A
My lady give birth today
   Bm          E         A
I run to her room right away
      Bm         E         F#m          D
She smiles with glee, and hands her to me
    D                     E
I look at my newborn and say


Chorus:

  A            Bm    E
Damn thats an ugly baby
  A            Bm       E
Damn thats an ugly ass baby
      Bm             E            F#m             D
I'm feeling quite concerned, my semen must have turned
       D               E    A
Cause damn that's an ugly baby


Intro


Verse 2:  Same as verse 1

This is just what I feared
Her head is mishapen and wierd
She's skinny like a twig, at least her nuts are big
But her hair color doesn't match her beard

Chorus:

Damn thats an ugly baby
Damn thats an ugly ass baby
I give the doc a smack and say can't you put her back in
Cause damn thats and ugly baby


Bridge:

     Bm
And when she smiles I find
A                E
Shame McGallen comes to mind
  Bm
It makes me want to cry
A                    E
When I look into her good eye
Bm
I always wanted kids
A               E
Is it wrong to hope for SIDS
 Bm 
The doctor calles me in
A                     E (hold)
Mr. Lynch she has a twin


Chorus:

Damn that's a good lookin baby
One for two on the good lookin babys
Now I start to weep, this one we can keep
Cause that was an ugly baby

Ending: Play like the chorus

She's got one good tooth and one ear and one eye
And thank God only one nose but it's on her left thigh
The thought of changing her diaper each day
Or powdering her ass with that tail in the way
I think I could get a good price on Ebay...

Chorus


Thats it.  Later.