-Standard Tuning-

-No Capo-

[Intro]
E5

[Verse 1]
( E5 )
I can sing, I can sing, I can sing better
A5                       E5
I can knit a scarf, but you can't knit a sweater
A5                 E5
When I'm underwater I couldn't be wetter
A5                  E5
Never go swimmin' in a mohair sweater

[Verse 2]
E5 
I can dance, I can dance, I can dance faster
  A5                   E5
I tried to keep up but it was a disaster
A5                 E5
One more move and I'm gonna be the master
   A5                   E5
So crank it up loud on the ghetto blaster

[Verse 3]
E5
I can eat, I can eat, I can eat more
A5                            E5
And when it's not fresh from the local store
A5                    E5
There's a little town in Labrador
      A5                E5
Where she sells seashells by the shoe store

[Verse 4]
E5
I can speak, I can speak, I can speak quicker
A5                                 E5
Imagine I made a way to make everyone currently frowning snicker
    A5                  E5
And on the guitar he could be a little slicker
    A5                     E5
But Jimmy always said I was a good flatpicker

[Instrumental]
G5 , A5 (x3), E5

[Verse 5] - (Only played live, not on the album version)
E5
I can sing, I can sing, I can sing better
A5                       E5
I can knit a scarf, but you can't knit a sweater
A5                 E5
When I'm underwater I couldn't be wetter
A5                  E5
Never go swimmin' in a mohair sweater

[End on E5 ]