(transcribed by Josh Alder)

I couldn't find this anywhere online. I looked at several BNL performances on 
YouTube, and Steven Page always played this with a capo on 5. 


STANDARD TUNING
CAPO 5


  F5            C5            G5             C5
I woke up this morning and everything was different
F5             C5              G5      C5
Something was strange in the air
  F5            C5            G5             C5
I woke up this morning and everything was different
  F5             C5               E5
I knew that the Ninjas had been there.


         A5                       F5
I looked all around my bedroom , underneath the dresser
   A5                              G5
Behind the bed, but nothing could be found
        A5                                 F5
There was nothing left behind them , nowhere that I could find them
A5                               G5
No fingerprints or crumbs on the ground.


    F5          G5          C5
The Ninjas are deadly and silent
        F5       G5        C5
They're also unspeakably violent
     F5         F5             C5            A5
They speak Japanese, they do whatever they please
        F5            G5         C5
And sometimes they vacation in Ireland.


    F5          G5          C5
The Ninjas are deadly and silent
        F5       G5        C5
They're also unspeakably violent
     F5         F5             C5            A5
They speak Japanese, they do whatever they please
           F5              G5                C5        C5 (end chord!)
And if you tear off their masks they'll be smiling.