Tab taken from youtube video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsUHSs7RSqg

INTRO 
G (320003@1)VERSE
G (320003@1)            
I still haven't found a girlfriend
C (x32010@1)                Dthough (xx0232@1)I've tried a lot
GSo (320003@1)can you help me please
C (x32010@1)                Dit's (xx0232@1)tougher than I thought

C (x32010@1)    G (320003@1)          DThe (xx0232@1)odds are pretty good but
    Em (022000@1)            Cthe (x32010@1)goods are pretty odd
                                                Dstill (xx0232@1)at this point I'd take anything you've got.

GYou (320003@1)see this all the time
     C (x32010@1)               Dnice (xx0232@1)girls in love with jerks
GWhat (320003@1)could they be thinking
C (x32010@1)           DTell (xx0232@1)me how it works

C (x32010@1)      G (320003@1)      D (xx0232@1)                           
If I've got some problems well I
Em (022000@1)         Cwouldn't (x32010@1)be the first
                                        Dbut (xx0232@1)the ones I have in mind are even worse

CHORUS
C (x32010@1)name="chord_xx0232@1">D  Em (022000@1)          CEven (x32010@1)Hilter had a girlfriend
G (320003@1)                DWho (xx0232@1)he could always call
        GWho'd (320003@1)always be there for him
C (x32010@1)                 DIn (xx0232@1)spite of all his faults
C (x32010@1)     G (320003@1)            DHe (xx0232@1)was the worst guy ever
G (320003@1)     D (xx0232@1)    Emreviled (022000@1)and despised
     C (x32010@1)           Am (x02210@1)                   DEven (xx0232@1)Hilter had a girlfriend so why can't I
             (short pause) CWhy (x32010@1)can't I?

VERSE
GLife (320003@1)is full of contradictions
C (x32010@1)     DHard (xx0232@1)to understand
GAnd (320003@1)for every happy woman
C (x32010@1)            DThere's (xx0232@1)a lonely man

C (x32010@1)     G (320003@1)            DNixon (xx0232@1)had his puppy
            Em (022000@1)                   CCharles (x32010@1)Manson had his clan
                                                                   DBut (xx0232@1)god forbid that I get a girlfriend

CHORUS
C (x32010@1)name="chord_xx0232@1">D Em (022000@1)          CEven (x32010@1)Hilter had a girlfriend
G (320003@1)                      DWho (xx0232@1)he could call his own
        Gto (320003@1)sweeten days of bitterness
C (x32010@1)                     Dand (xx0232@1)feeling all alone
C (x32010@1)     G (320003@1)                      DI'm (xx0232@1)not as bad as Hilter but it
Em (022000@1)            Cdoesn't (x32010@1)mean a thing since
        C (x32010@1)              Am (x02210@1)            D (xx0232@1)    
they'd rather be with Hitler more than me
        Em (022000@1)                       CI (x32010@1)don't see why they'd rather be with
D (xx0232@1)             GHitler (320003@1)more than me