If you've seen Stephen's "Live At the El Rey" bonus songs, youll know this one. its
but i love it, and put it under Stephen Lynch for UG.

Here it is.

Intro: G, F#, Em, Am, D

G (320003@1)        F# (244322@1)        EmUnion (022000@1)of a woman and a man
Am (x02210@1)                       DTouching (xx0232@1)for the very first time
G (320003@1)        F# (244322@1)         EmThe (022000@1)gentle texture of a hand
Am (x02210@1)                         DAnd (xx0232@1)true love is always hard to find

              Em (022000@1)                       C (x32010@1)   DAnd (xx0232@1)sometimes, my penis ain't as hard as wood, yeah
              Em (022000@1)                              C (x32010@1)               DAnd (xx0232@1)sometimes, you're disappointed at my manly, well my manly hood baby
   C (x32010@1)                 DI (xx0232@1)cant take it please, fake it, for me


G, F#, Em, Am, D

G (320003@1)      F# (244322@1)      EmDelicate (022000@1)nature of love
Am (x02210@1)                         DCan (xx0232@1)only help this relationship grow
G (320003@1)     F# (244322@1)        EmDoesn't (022000@1)decend from heaven above
Am (x02210@1)                             DAnd (xx0232@1)things dont always work down below

         Em (022000@1)                                  CAnd (x32010@1)I know, that the porno movies make you feel, well they make you feel
Dcheap (xx0232@1)            Em (022000@1)                            C (x32010@1)DAnd (xx0232@1)sometimes, you finish when im fast asleep, yeah
      C (x32010@1)                 DI (xx0232@1)cant take it please, fake it, for me, yeah


G, F#, Em, Am, D


(here's lyrics but i dont know chords for this slow quiet bridge)

Try so hard to be a man but,

You're so dam hard to please

And it doesn't help to know your friend is,

Rambling on about her D's


         Em (022000@1)                         C (x32010@1)   DEven (xx0232@1)though, my love is a little premature, yeah
                 Em (022000@1)                             C (x32010@1)    DAnd (xx0232@1)when you call me, Mr. Softy i get a little insecure, yeah
        C (x32010@1)            DI (xx0232@1)cant take it please, fake it, for me, yeah


G, F#, Em, Am, D, G, F#, 
Am, D, end on G