Grandfather Die
Somebody else posted this originally this is just the corrected version.
Its a little harder, but it sounds a lot better

G (320003@1)                  DWhen (xx0232@1)grandfahter dies
C (x32010@1)              DLife (xx0232@1)will strange
G (320003@1)                  DWhen (xx0232@1)grandfather dies
C (x32010@1)                       Dmy (xx0232@1)whole world will change
G (320003@1)                    Dwhen (xx0232@1)granderfather dies
C (x32010@1)                      DI'll (xx0232@1)scream and I'll yell
C (x32010@1)                D (xx0232@1)cause I'll f**king rich 
Gas (320003@1)hell

Chorus
   bminor (x24432@1)         CSo (x32010@1)grandfather die (yeah)
Gdon't (320003@1)keep me in suspense
    bminor (x24432@1)         Coh, (x32010@1)grandfather cough (whoa)
Gup (320003@1)that inheritance
   bminor (x24432@1)         Coh (x32010@1)grandfather don't
Ghold (320003@1)on another day
bminor (x24432@1)        Ci (x32010@1)love you to death
am            Dbut (xx0232@1)I've got bills to pay

then
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G (320003@1)                   DA (xx0232@1)stroke would be nice 
C (x32010@1)                  Ddisease (xx0232@1)would be cool
G (320003@1)                   D (xx0232@1)        
I'll scatter his ashes 
C (x32010@1)                    DIn (xx0232@1)my new swimmin' pool
G (320003@1)                     DI'll (xx0232@1)jam with the Stones
C (x32010@1)                     DI'll (xx0232@1)dine with the Queen
C (x32010@1)            DSo (xx0232@1)what say we unplug
     Gthat (320003@1)machine.
(So here we go, 
everybody now)


  bminor (x24432@1)      CSo (x32010@1)grandfather fly
G (320003@1)           
to heaven you must pass
   bminor (x24432@1)      Coh (x32010@1)grandfather think
G (320003@1)of all the juicy angel ass
   bminor (x24432@1)     Coh (x32010@1)grandfather die
Gbefore (320003@1)the fiscal year
   bminor    Coh (x32010@1)how I 
am                  Dwish (xx0232@1)Kevorkian were here

then
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Bridge
   AmFor (x02210@1)God's sake,
    Bm (x24432@1)        C (x32010@1)        D (xx0232@1)you must be as old as the hills
    Am (x02210@1)        BmI'm (x24432@1)sick of the stench
          C (x32010@1)    Dfrom (xx0232@1)your diaper spills.
       Am (x02210@1)           BmYou're (x24432@1)deaf, dumb, and blind
       C (x32010@1)    Dand (xx0232@1)an amputee
    Am (x02210@1)          Bmyou (x24432@1)Don't make new blood
      C (x32010@1)          Devery (xx0232@1)time that you pee
     Am (x02210@1)      Bmyour (x24432@1)arthritis acts up
    C (x32010@1)     Dwhenever (xx0232@1)it rains
     Am (x02210@1)         Bmyour (x24432@1)so old, your penis
    C (x32010@1)      Dhas (xx0232@1)vericose veins
   Am (x02210@1)         Bm (x24432@1)oh why don't do die grandpa
C (x32010@1)         Dwhy (xx0232@1)must you fight
    Am (x02210@1)      Bmyou (x24432@1)old motherf**ker
     C (x32010@1)              D (xx0232@1)          G (320003@1)just walk towards the goddamn light

D (xx0232@1)C (x32010@1)D (xx0232@1)     G (320003@1)  D (xx0232@1)        C (x32010@1)       Doohh (xx0232@1)walk toward the light old man
G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1)        C (x32010@1)       D (xx0232@1)walk toward the light old man

then
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G (320003@1)              DIt's (xx0232@1)all over now
   C (x32010@1)              DMy (xx0232@1)granddaddy's dead
G (320003@1)              D (xx0232@1)a mysterious blow
      C (x32010@1)               Dto (xx0232@1)his wrinkled old head
G (320003@1)             D (xx0232@1)Before I collect
  C (x32010@1)           D (xx0232@1)A small oversight
    C (x32010@1)               D (xx0232@1)      GBut (320003@1)everything should turn out alright
           C (x32010@1)           D (xx0232@1)I'll start working on my grandma...
Precious...
GTonight (320003@1)