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T h (x2444x@1)name="chord_022000@1">e S i d (xx0231@1)name="chord_022000@1">e k i ck (x3101x@1) S T EP (022100@1)H EN (022100@1) L Y N CH (x32010@1)????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
+--------------------------PLEASE NOTE--------------------------+
+ This file is Jordan Lapping's own work and represents his +
+ interpretation of the song. You may only use this file for +
+ private study, scholarship, or research. The contents may not +
+ be duplicated for use with other websites without written +
+ permission. Thank you for understanding. Enjoy. +
+---------------------------------------------------------------+
Tabbed by Jordan Lapping
Standard E Tuning, Capo 3rd Fret [All tabs relative to Capo]
CHORDS USED:
A (x02220@1) D (xx0232@1) Ge]---0----2----3---| (320003@1)B]---2----3----0---|
G]---2----2----0---|
D]---2----0----0---|
A]---0---------2---|
E]-------------3---|
TABLATURE LEGEND:
(~) = let it ring
(x) = muted strings
N/C = No Chord
INTRO:
A (x02220@1) G (320003@1) De]------0~~~-------3~~~-----2~~~--| (xx0232@1)B]-----2~~~-------0~~~-----3~~~---|
G]----2~~~-------0~~~-----2~~~----|
D]---2~~~-------0~~~-----0~~~-----| (x2)
A]--0~~~-------2~~~---------------|
E]------------3~~~----------------|
G (320003@1) A (x02220@1) G (320003@1) De]--3333--0~~~-------3~~~-----2~~~--| (xx0232@1)B]--3333--2~~~------0~~~-----3~~~---|
G]--0000--2~~~-----0~~~-----2~~~----|
D]--0000--2~~~----0~~~-----0~~~-----|
A]--2222--0~~~---2~~~---------------|
E]--3333--------3~~~----------------|
A (x02220@1) G (320003@1) De]------0~-------3~~~-----2~~~--| (xx0232@1)B]-----2~-------0~~~-----3~~~---|
G]----2~-------0~~~-----2~~~----|
D]---2~-------0~~~-----0~~~-----|
A]--0~-------2~~~---------------|
E]----------3~~~----------------|
A (x02220@1) G (320003@1) DYou (xx0232@1)wanna be a Sidekick? You know you wouldn't get paid?
A (x02220@1) G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1)ASo (x02220@1)why you wanna do it? You think it might get you laid?
G (320003@1) DI (xx0232@1)tell you what, my old friend, I can see that it means a lot
A (x02220@1) G (320003@1) DIf (xx0232@1)you wanna be a sidekick - Joberg, let's see what you got...
VERSE 1:
A (x02220@1) G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) Ae]--x-xx--xxxx--xx--33333333333--22222222222--x-xx--xxxx--xx--| (x02220@1)B]--2-22--xxxx--22--00000000000--33333333333--2-22--xxxx--22--|
G]--2-22--xxxx--22--00000000000--22222222222--2-22--xxxx--22--|
D]--2-22--xxxx--22--00000000000--00000000000--2-22--xxxx--22--|
A]--0-00--xxxx--00--22222222222---------------0-00--xxxx--00--|
E]------------------33333333333-------------------------------|
N/C AI'll (x02220@1)be Tenacious' Kyle, Eminem's Dr. Dre
GI'll (320003@1)be the guy you talk about in "If I were Gay"
DI'll (xx0232@1)be the Judas to the Jesus; but I'll be loyal
AWhen (x02220@1)we're down in South Beach, I'll rub your back with oil
VERSE 2:
A (x02220@1) G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) A (x02220@1) Ge]--x-xx--xxxx--xx--33333333333--22222222222--xxxxxxxxxxx--333--| (320003@1)B]--2-22--xxxx--22--00000000000--33333333333--22222222222--000--|
G]--2-22--xxxx--22--00000000000--22222222222--22222222222--000--|
D]--2-22--xxxx--22--00000000000--00000000000--22222222222--000--|
A]--0-00--xxxx--00--22222222222---------------00000000000--222--|
E]------------------33333333333----------------------------333--|
AButch (x02220@1)to your Son, and Luke Duke to your Bo
GI'll (320003@1)be motherfucking Stedman - You mean Oprah's ho?
DI'll (xx0232@1)Run the D.M.C. while you "Walk This Way"
A (x02220@1) GMichael (320003@1)Jackson, Paul McCartney, "Say Say Say"
CHORUS 1:
A (x02220@1) G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) Ge]--000000--333333--222222222--333--| (320003@1)B]--222222--000000--333333333--333--|
G]--222222--000000--222222222--000--|
D]--222222--000000--000000000--000--| (x2)
A]--000000--222222-------------222--|
E]----------333333-------------333--|
A (x02220@1) GHere's (320003@1)the song called "The Sidekick"
D (xx0232@1) GAnd (320003@1)a song that fucking kicks ass - yeah!
A (x02220@1) GA (320003@1)little song called "The Sidekick"
D (xx0232@1) GAnd (320003@1)it might just kick some ass!
VERSE 3:
A (x02220@1) G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) Ae]--x-xx--xxxx--xx--33333333333--22222222222--x--xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx--| (x02220@1)B]--2-22--xxxx--22--00000000000--33333333333--2--xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx--|
G]--2-22--xxxx--22--00000000000--22222222222--2--xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx--|
D]--2-22--xxxx--22--00000000000--00000000000--2--xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx--|
A]--0-00--xxxx--00--22222222222---------------0--xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx--|
E]------------------33333333333------------------------------------|
ANow (x02220@1)I'll be Eddie Haskell, you can be my fucking Beaver
GWell (320003@1)you can be my Boner and I'll be Mike Seaver
DYou (xx0232@1)are the Wonder Twins and I'll be your Gleek
AI'll (x02220@1)form up Andr? The Giant; shape up The Iron Sheik
VERSE 4:
A (x02220@1) G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) A (x02220@1) Ge]--x-xx--xxxx--xx--33333333333--22222222222--x--xxxxxxxxxx--333--| (320003@1)B]--2-22--xxxx--22--00000000000--33333333333--2--xxxxxxxxxx--000--|
G]--2-22--xxxx--22--00000000000--22222222222--2--xxxxxxxxxx--000--|
D]--2-22--xxxx--22--00000000000--00000000000--2--xxxxxxxxxx--000--|
A]--0-00--xxxx--00--22222222222---------------0--xxxxxxxxxx--222--|
E]------------------33333333333------------------------------333--|
AYou're (x02220@1)the Coach to my John, I'll be the Cody to Zack
GI'll (320003@1)even be your G-string if you be my butt crack
DI (xx0232@1)am The Lone Ranger, and you be Tonto
A (x02220@1) GStop (320003@1)fucking around, let's hit this chorus pronto!
CHORUS 2:
A (x02220@1) G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) Ge]--000000--333333--222222222--333--| (320003@1)B]--222222--000000--333333333--333--|
G]--222222--000000--222222222--000--|
D]--222222--000000--000000000--000--| (x2)
A]--000000--222222-------------222--|
E]----------333333-------------333--|
A (x02220@1) GHere's (320003@1)the song called "The Sidekick"
D (xx0232@1) GAnd (320003@1)a song that fucking kicks ass - yeah!
A (x02220@1) GA (320003@1)little song called "The Sidekick"
D (xx0232@1) GAnd (320003@1)it might just kick some ass!
INTERLUDE:
A (x02220@1) G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) Ge]--000000--333333--222222222--333--| (320003@1)B]--222222--000000--333333333--333--|
G]--222222--000000--222222222--000--|
D]--222222--000000--000000000--000--| (x2)
A]--000000--222222-------------222--|
E]----------333333-------------333--|
A (x02220@1) G (320003@1) DHow'm (xx0232@1)I doing so far in our little sidekick duet?
G (320003@1) A (x02220@1) G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) GOooh, (320003@1)I'm still undecided - but the song ain't quite done yet!
VERSE 5:
A (x02220@1) G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) Ae]--x-xx--xxxx--xx--33333333333--22222222222--x--xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx--| (x02220@1)B]--2-22--xxxx--22--00000000000--33333333333--2--xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx--|
G]--2-22--xxxx--22--00000000000--22222222222--2--xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx--|
D]--2-22--xxxx--22--00000000000--00000000000--2--xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx--|
A]--0-00--xxxx--00--22222222222---------------0--xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx--|
E]------------------33333333333------------------------------------|
AWell, (x02220@1)Maverick to Deuce, the TuPac to Biggie
GThe (320003@1)Chauncey to the Fonsi, and the Lenny to the Squiggy
DThe (xx0232@1)Pippen to Jordan, the Friends to the Barney
AI'm (x02220@1)the hot Wilson sister - And I'm... Fat Carnie?
VERSE 6:
A (x02220@1) G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) A (x02220@1) Ge]--x-xx--xxxx--xx--3333--xxxx--33--22222222222--000000000--333--| (320003@1)B]--2-22--xxxx--22--0000--xxxx--00--33333333333--222222222--000--|
G]--2-22--xxxx--22--0000--xxxx--00--22222222222--222222222--000--|
D]--2-22--xxxx--22--0000--xxxx--00--00000000000--222222222--000--|
A]--0-00--xxxx--00--2222--xxxx--22---------------000000000--222--|
E]------------------3333--xxxx--33--------------------------333--|
AJack (x02220@1)Triplett to Larry, Brandon to Dillon
GJay (320003@1)to Silent Bob, gonorrhea - penicillin!
DI'll (xx0232@1)be the Shaggy to your Scooby Doo
A (x02220@1) GWell, (320003@1)I'm the Holocaust and you're my frightened Jew, yeah!
CHORUS 3:
A (x02220@1) G (320003@1) De]--000000--333333--222222222222--| (xx0232@1)B]--222222--000000--333333333333--|
G]--222222--000000--222222222222--|
D]--222222--000000--000000000000--|
A]--000000--222222----------------|
E]----------333333----------------|
A (x02220@1) G (320003@1) De]--000000--333333--2222--| (xx0232@1)B]--222222--000000--3333--|
G]--222222--000000--2222--|
D]--222222--000000--0000--|
A]--000000--222222--------|
E]----------333333--------|
A (x02220@1) GHere's (320003@1)the song called "The Sidekick"
D (xx0232@1) GAnd (320003@1)a song that fucking kicks ass - yeah!
A (x02220@1) GA (320003@1)little song called "The Sidekick"
DAnd (xx0232@1)it might just kick some-
INTERLUDE [Spoken/conversation]:
N/C
David: -Woah, woah!
Stephen: What? I'm trying to do the riff that I was working on. "Might just kick-"
David: -No, the riff is good.
Stephen: "Might just kick some ass!-"
David: -No, that's fine! The riff is good.
Stephen: What?
David: The riff, it's good.
Stephen: .. Thank you.
David: You're welcome...
Stephen: ... Why are we stopping?
David: "I'm the Holocaust and you're my frightened Jew?"
Stephen: ... Oh, God. I'm sorry. I forgot: Josefsberg... Knock-kock.
David: Who's there?
Stephen: The Gestapo...
David: The Gestap-
Stephen: -We ask the questions around here!
David: .....
Stephen: See? It's a little Nazi Knock-Knock joke! Haha!
David: ... Six million of my people died. [David walks offstage.]
BRIDGE [Sung slowly]:
A (x02220@1) G (320003@1) De]------0~~~-------3~~~-----2~~~--| (xx0232@1)B]-----2~~~-------0~~~-----3~~~---|
G]----2~~~-------0~~~-----2~~~----|
D]---2~~~-------0~~~-----0~~~-----|
A]--0~~~-------2~~~---------------|
E]------------3~~~----------------|
G (320003@1) A (x02220@1) G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1) Ae]--3333--0~~~-------3~~~-----2~~~--3333--0~~~--| (x02220@1)B]--3333--2~~~------0~~~-----3~~~---3333--2~~~--|
G]--0000--2~~~-----0~~~-----2~~~----0000--2~~~--|
D]--0000--2~~~----0~~~-----0~~~-----0000--2~~~--|
A]--2222--0~~~---2~~~---------------2222--0~~~--|
E]--3333--------3~~~----------------3333--------|
A (x02220@1) GHere's (320003@1)the song... for the sidekick
D (xx0232@1) GAnd (320003@1)a song that fucking kicked ass...
A (x02220@1) GA (320003@1)little song for the sidekick...
D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1)AAnd (x02220@1)it might haved kicked some ass...
CHORUS 4: [David walks onstage, singing along. Pace gradually picks up.]
G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) Ge]--3-3333--2-2222222--333--| (320003@1)B]--0-0000--3-3333333--333--|
G]--0-0000--2-2222222--000--|
D]--0-0000--0-0000000--000--|
A]--2-2222-------------222--|
E]--3-3333-------------333--|
A (x02220@1) G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) Ge]--0-0000--333333--222222222--333--| (320003@1)B]--2-2222--000000--333333333--333--|
G]--2-2222--000000--222222222--000--|
D]--2-2222--000000--000000000--000--|
A]--0-0000--222222-------------222--|
E]----------333333-------------333--|
GHere's (320003@1)the song for the sidekick
D (xx0232@1) GAnd (320003@1)a song that fucking kicks ass...
A (x02220@1) GA (320003@1)little song for the sidekick
D (xx0232@1) GAnd (320003@1)it might just kick some ass!
CHORUS 5:
A (x02220@1) G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) Ge]--000000--333333--222222222--333--| (320003@1)B]--222222--000000--333333333--333--|
G]--222222--000000--222222222--000--|
D]--222222--000000--000000000--000--| (x2)
A]--000000--222222-------------222--|
E]----------333333-------------333--|
A (x02220@1) GHere's (320003@1)the song called 'The Sidekick'
D (xx0232@1) GAnd (320003@1)a song that fucking kicks ass - yeah!
A (x02220@1) GA (320003@1)little song called 'The Sidekick'
D (xx0232@1) GAnd (320003@1)it might just kick some ass!
OUTRO:
A (x02220@1) G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) Ae]--xxx--xxxx--xxx--333--xxxx--333--222--xxxx--222--0~~~--| (x02220@1)B]--222--xxxx--222--000--xxxx--000--333--xxxx--333--2~~~--|
G]--222--xxxx--222--000--xxxx--000--222--xxxx--222--2~~~--|
D]--222--xxxx--222--000--xxxx--000--000--xxxx--000--2~~~--|
A]--000--xxxx--000--222--xxxx--222------------------0~~~--|
E]------------------333--xxxx--333------------------------|
ASalt (x02220@1)- pepper, brie - cheddar
GSimon (320003@1)- Garfunkel, cosby - sweater
DHam (xx0232@1)- sandwich, 'Mama' - Cass
AThat's (x02220@1)'The Sidekick' song and it fucking kicks ass...
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