This is a very straightforward song using only 4 chords (Bm, C, D and G).
Any questions, feel free to email me at troy-k33nan@hotmail.com

     G (320003@1)         
When grandfather dies 
Bm (x24432@1)         Clife (x32010@1)will be strange
Gwhen (320003@1)grandfather dies 
Bm (x24432@1)                Cmy (x32010@1)whole world will change
Gwhen (320003@1)grandfather dies 
Bm (x24432@1)                 Ci'll (x32010@1)scream and i'll yell
N.C.
coz i'll be f***in rich as hell

D (xx0232@1)            GSo (320003@1)grandfather die 
Bm (x24432@1)            Cdont (x32010@1)keep me in suspense
D (xx0232@1)            GOh (320003@1)grandfather cough 
Bm (x24432@1)         Cup (x32010@1)that inheritence
D (xx0232@1)            Goh (320003@1)grandfather dont 
Bm (x24432@1)            Chold (x32010@1)on another day
D (xx0232@1)           G (320003@1) 
i love you to death 
N.C.
but i've got bills to pay

D (xx0232@1)               GA (320003@1)stroke would be nice
Bm (x24432@1)             CDisease (x32010@1)would be cool
D (xx0232@1)              G (320003@1)      Bm (x24432@1)            CI'll (x32010@1)scatter his ashes in my new swimming pool
D (xx0232@1)               G (320003@1)          Bm (x24432@1)          CI'll (x32010@1)jam with the stones, I'll dine with the queen
C (x32010@1)             D (xx0232@1)         G (320003@1)         
So let's say we unplug that machine

(Same as first chorus)
So grandfather fly 
to heaven you must pass
So grandfather think 
of all that juicy angel ass
So grandfather die 
before the fiscal year
Oh how I 
wish cavorky N were here

D (xx0232@1)               G (320003@1)        Bm (x24432@1)       CFor (x32010@1)gods sake you must be as old as the hills
D (xx0232@1)            G (320003@1)              Bm (x24432@1)   CIm (x32010@1)sick of the stench from your diaper spills
D (xx0232@1)              G (320003@1)        Bm (x24432@1)       CYour (x32010@1)deaf, dumb, and blind, and an amputee
D (xx0232@1)             G (320003@1)         Bm (x24432@1)         CYou (x32010@1)donate your blood everytime that you pee
D (xx0232@1)            G (320003@1)         Bm (x24432@1)    CYour (x32010@1)arthritis acts up whenever it rains
D (xx0232@1)              G (320003@1)       Bm (x24432@1)     CYour (x32010@1)so old your penis has vericose vein
G (320003@1)             BmOh (x24432@1)why dont you die
                COh (x32010@1)why must you fight
G (320003@1)            Bm (x24432@1)        C (x32010@1)         G (320003@1)Bm (x24432@1) CYou (x32010@1)old mother f***er just walk toward goddamn light
DWalk (xx0232@1)toward the light old man

D (xx0232@1)          GIts (320003@1)all over now
Bm (x24432@1)          CMy (x32010@1)grandad is dead
D (xx0232@1)          GA (320003@1)mysterious blow
Bm (x24432@1)                CTo (x32010@1)his wrinkled old head
D (xx0232@1)      G (320003@1)        Bm (x24432@1)      C (x32010@1)Before I collect, a small oversight
C (x32010@1)            G (320003@1)               DBut (xx0232@1)everything should turn out alright
C (x32010@1)                   D (xx0232@1)          G (320003@1)       
I'll start working on my grandma tonight