This is a funny song by Stephen Lynch. Its a song to sing when you are with friends. I
you have as much fun with this song as I have :D


    A (x02220@1)                          G (320003@1)        DYou (xx0232@1)say thats you're leaving but just for a day
     A (x02220@1)                  G (320003@1)   DThe (xx0232@1)company wants you to fly to LA
        A (x02220@1)                  G (320003@1)       DSo (xx0232@1)you leave me alone and i sit and i say
 G (320003@1)        D (xx0232@1)  AWhat (x02220@1)will i do today
G (320003@1)          D (xx0232@1)    A(This (x02220@1)one is picked)
Today while you're away

I will...
GSniff (320003@1)all your underwear
D (xx0232@1)           ADress (x02220@1)in your clothes
G (320003@1)                         D (xx0232@1)  APleasure (x02220@1)myself inside your pantyhose
GI (320003@1)know it's not easy
D (xx0232@1)         ATo (x02220@1)leave me alone
GBut (320003@1)it's more fun
D (xx0232@1)             AWhen (x02220@1)you're not home
G (320003@1)                D (xx0232@1)             AYeah (x02220@1)it's more fun when you're not home

I will
Guse (320003@1)all your tampons
D (xx0232@1)       ASoil (x02220@1)your pajamas.
GMake (320003@1)obscene phone calls
D (xx0232@1)             Ato (x02220@1)both of your grandmas

G (320003@1)                     D (xx0232@1)      AI (x02220@1)know it's not easy to leave me alone.
G (320003@1)               D (xx0232@1)             ABut (x02220@1)it's more fun when you're not home

G (320003@1)               D (xx0232@1)             AYeah (x02220@1)its more fun when you're not home