This seems to be 100% correct to me. It's a very simple song, but it's funny and I 
like the rhythm.

Capo at 2nd

G - 3-2-0-0-3-x

Intro: Am E Am E Am E Am E

Am (x02210@1)            E (022100@1)     Am (x02210@1)               E (022100@1)Have a seat and listen, please don't say a thing
Am (x02210@1)               E (022100@1)              Am (x02210@1)                EThe (022100@1)matters of the heart sometimes, the truth will ever sting 
Am (x02210@1)               E (022100@1)         Am (x02210@1)       EJust (022100@1)don't take it personally, this is no attack 
Am (x02210@1)              E (022100@1)  Am (x02210@1)         E (022100@1)                 EBut (022100@1)we will never last because I am white and you are...also white

Am (x02210@1)                        E (022100@1)              G (320003@1)     DI (xx0232@1)only like black girls and brown girls, the caf? au lait
Am (x02210@1)               E (022100@1)              G (320003@1)     D (xx0232@1)Caramel girls, and mocha girls just blow me away 
Am (x02210@1)              E (022100@1)                 G (320003@1)   DIf (xx0232@1)your a nubian, I want you to be in every fantasy 
Am (x02210@1)                    E (022100@1)                     G (320003@1)                   DBut (xx0232@1)if you're a whitey, say nighty-nighty, your just not the girl for me

Am (x02210@1)              E (022100@1)               Am (x02210@1)      EOh (022100@1)I hate vanilla ice cream, I like chocolate instead 
Am (x02210@1)                 E (022100@1)              Am (x02210@1)          EI (022100@1)hope she likes her soul food with a little Wonder Bread 
Am (x02210@1)                 E (022100@1)   Am (x02210@1)                  EDon't (022100@1)call it Jungle Fever cause that just isn't right 
Am (x02210@1)       E (022100@1)     EI (022100@1)am not a racist, some of my best friends are white

Am (x02210@1)             E (022100@1)              G (320003@1)     DI (xx0232@1)just prefer black girls, the brown girls, the caf? au lait 
  Am (x02210@1)              E (022100@1)              G (320003@1)     DA (xx0232@1)caramel girls and mocha girls just blow me away
Am (x02210@1)                 E (022100@1)                       G (320003@1)               DIf (xx0232@1)you're a cracker, you better get blacker or else you best get out 
Am (x02210@1)              E (022100@1)                 G (320003@1)                    DIt (xx0232@1)is no mystery, I like a sister see that's what I'm talkin about

Am (x02210@1)             E (022100@1)      Am (x02210@1)      EOur (022100@1)wedding song will be "Ebony and Ivory"
Am (x02210@1)           E (022100@1)                    Am (x02210@1)           EAnd (022100@1)we'll sing Christmas carols round the old Kwanza tree 
Am (x02210@1)                 E (022100@1)              Am (x02210@1)           EBut (022100@1)color is not the issue here, it's dignity, it's class 
Am (x02210@1)               EIt's (022100@1)all about her heart
EOkay (022100@1)it's partly about that ass

Am (x02210@1)        E (022100@1)                 G (320003@1)     DI (xx0232@1)want me some black girl, the brown girl, the caf? au lait 
  Am (x02210@1)           E (022100@1)                   G (320003@1)     DA (xx0232@1)caramel girls, and mocha girls, just blow me away 
Am (x02210@1)               E (022100@1)                                   G (320003@1)    DIf (xx0232@1)you're a honky, you're singin the wrong key, it's the honest truth 
Am (x02210@1)                            E (022100@1)                   GThe (320003@1)skin that she's dwellin in, must contain melanin, that is the Fountain
    D (xx0232@1)of Youth.

Am (x02210@1)   EThomas (022100@1)Jefferson.

Am (x02210@1)   ERobert (022100@1)DeNiro.

Am (x02210@1)  EDavid (022100@1)Bowie.

Am (x02210@1)         E (022100@1)      Am (x02210@1)ETo (022100@1)a certain extent...Ted Dansen.

Am (x02210@1)  E (022100@1)        Am (x02210@1)  E (022100@1)        
Strom Thurman!!! Strom Thurman!!! yeeeahh...

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