This seems to be 100% correct to me. It's a very simple song, but it's funny and I like the rhythm. Capo at 2nd G - 3-2-0-0-3-x Intro: Am E Am E Am E Am E Am E Am E Have a seat and listen, please don't say a thing Am E Am E The matters of the heart sometimes, the truth will ever sting Am E Am E Just don't take it personally, this is no attack Am E Am E E But we will never last because I am white and you are...also white Am E G D I only like black girls and brown girls, the caf? au lait Am E G D Caramel girls, and mocha girls just blow me away Am E G D If your a nubian, I want you to be in every fantasy Am E G D But if you're a whitey, say nighty-nighty, your just not the girl for me Am E Am E Oh I hate vanilla ice cream, I like chocolate instead Am E Am E I hope she likes her soul food with a little Wonder Bread Am E Am E Don't call it Jungle Fever cause that just isn't right Am E E I am not a racist, some of my best friends are white Am E G D I just prefer black girls, the brown girls, the caf? au lait Am E G D A caramel girls and mocha girls just blow me away Am E G D If you're a cracker, you better get blacker or else you best get out Am E G D It is no mystery, I like a sister see that's what I'm talkin about Am E Am E Our wedding song will be "Ebony and Ivory" Am E Am E And we'll sing Christmas carols round the old Kwanza tree Am E Am E But color is not the issue here, it's dignity, it's class Am E It's all about her heart E Okay it's partly about that ass Am E G D I want me some black girl, the brown girl, the caf? au lait Am E G D A caramel girls, and mocha girls, just blow me away Am E G D If you're a honky, you're singin the wrong key, it's the honest truth Am E G The skin that she's dwellin in, must contain melanin, that is the Fountain D of Youth. Am E Thomas Jefferson. Am E Robert DeNiro. Am E David Bowie. Am E Am E To a certain extent...Ted Dansen. Am E Am E Strom Thurman!!! Strom Thurman!!! yeeeahh... ------------------------------ Feel free to post any corrections or mistakes.