• Song:

    Vanilla Ice Cream

  • Artist:

    Stephen Lynch

  • Album:

    The Craig Machine

This seems to be 100% correct to me. It's a very simple song, but it's funny and I 
like the rhythm.

Capo at 2nd

G - 3-2-0-0-3-x

Intro: Am E Am E Am E Am E

Am              E       Am                 E 
Have a seat and listen, please don't say a thing
Am                 E                Am                  E
The matters of the heart sometimes, the truth will ever sting 
Am                 E           Am         E
Just don't take it personally, this is no attack 
Am                E    Am           E                   E
But we will never last because I am white and you are...also white 

Am                          E                G       D
I only like black girls and brown girls, the caf? au lait
Am                 E                G       D 
Caramel girls, and mocha girls just blow me away 
Am                E                   G     D
If your a nubian, I want you to be in every fantasy 
Am                      E                       G                     D
But if you're a whitey, say nighty-nighty, your just not the girl for me 

Am                E                 Am        E
Oh I hate vanilla ice cream, I like chocolate instead 
Am                   E                Am            E
I hope she likes her soul food with a little Wonder Bread 
Am                   E     Am                    E
Don't call it Jungle Fever cause that just isn't right 
Am         E       E
I am not a racist, some of my best friends are white 

              Am               E                G       D
I just prefer black girls, the brown girls, the caf? au lait 
  Am                E                G       D
A caramel girls and mocha girls just blow me away
Am                   E                         G                 D
If you're a cracker, you better get blacker or else you best get out 
Am                E                   G                      D
It is no mystery, I like a sister see that's what I'm talkin about 

Am               E        Am        E
Our wedding song will be "Ebony and Ivory"
Am             E                      Am             E
And we'll sing Christmas carols round the old Kwanza tree 
Am                   E                Am             E
But color is not the issue here, it's dignity, it's class 
Am                 E
It's all about her heart
E
Okay it's partly about that ass 

               Am          E                   G       D
I want me some black girl, the brown girl, the caf? au lait 
  Am             E                     G       D
A caramel girls, and mocha girls, just blow me away 
Am                 E                                     G      D
If you're a honky, you're singin the wrong key, it's the honest truth 
Am                              E                     G
The skin that she's dwellin in, must contain melanin, that is the Fountain
    D
 of Youth. 

Am     E
Thomas Jefferson. 

Am     E
Robert DeNiro. 

Am    E
David Bowie. 

Am           E        Am  E
To a certain extent...Ted Dansen. 

Am    E          Am    E          
Strom Thurman!!! Strom Thurman!!! yeeeahh...

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