INTRO
G5
VERSE
G5
I still haven't found a girlfriend
C5 D5
though I've tried a lot
G5
So can you help me please
C5 D5
it's tougher than I thought
C5 G5 D5
The odds are pretty good but
E5 C5
the goods are pretty odd
D5
still at this point I'd take anything you've got.
G5
You see this all the time
C5 D5
nice girls in love with jerks
G5
What could they be thinking
C5 D5
Tell me how it works
C5 G5 D5
If I've got some problems well I
E5 C5
wouldn't be the first
D5
but the ones I have in mind are even worse
CHORUS
C5 D5 E5 C5
Even Hilter had a girlfriend
G5 D5
Who he could always call
G5
Who'd always be there for him
C5 D5
In spite of all his faults
C5 G5 D5
He was the worst guy ever
G5 D5 E5
reviled and despised
C5 A5 D5
Even Hilter had a girlfriend so why can't I
(short pause) C
Why can't I?
VERSE
G5
Life is full of contradictions
C5 D5
Hard to understand
G5
And for every happy woman
C5 D5
There's a lonely man
C5 G5 D5
Nixon had his puppy
E5 C5
Charles Manson had his clan
D5
But god forbid that I get a girlfriend
CHORUS
C5 D5 E5 C5
Even Hilter had a girlfriend
G5 D5
Who he could call his own
G5
to sweeten days of bitterness
C5 D5
and feeling all alone
C5 G5 D5
I'm not as bad as Hilter but it
E5 C5
doesn't mean a thing since
C5 A5 D5
they'd rather be with Hitler more than me
E5 C5
I don't see why they'd rather be with
D5 G5
Hitler more than me
