G (320003@1) AWanna (x02220@1)have some quality time with my son C (x32010@1) GSo (320003@1)I brought him down to the fishin' hole G (320003@1) ADidn't (x02220@1)like the feelin' of that worm in his hand C (x32010@1) GGot (320003@1)mad, threw down his fishin' pole G (320003@1) ASaid, (x02220@1)"That's alright, son. Let's go and get an ice cream" C (x32010@1) G"Let (320003@1)your old man buy you a treat" G (320003@1) ABut (x02220@1)he didn't like no flavors up upon that wall C (x32010@1) GStarted (320003@1)crying, and ran into the street... G (320003@1) B (x2444x@1) He's an asshole, my kid's an asshole C (x32010@1) GI (320003@1)swear it just don't float my boat G (320003@1) BAlways (x2444x@1)crying, always crying C (x32010@1) GMade (320003@1)me wanna punch him in his little throat G (320003@1) ACalled (x02220@1)my lady up to tell her what had happened C (x32010@1) GHow (320003@1)our son had run away G (320003@1) AShe (x02220@1)said, "Don't worry, baby, I will talk to him" C (x32010@1) G"And (320003@1)everything will be okay" G (320003@1) BMy (x2444x@1)lady's an asshole, she's an asshole C (x32010@1) GHer (320003@1)assholishness is off the charts G (320003@1) BAlways (x2444x@1)perfect, always perfect C (x32010@1) GMade (320003@1)me wanna punch her in her lady-parts (Whistling) G (320003@1) AI (x02220@1)decided I'd go down to the bar C (x32010@1) GAnd (320003@1)drown my sorrows in a beer G (320003@1) ABut (x02220@1)the sign outside said 'Closed For Renovations' C (x32010@1) G'We'll (320003@1)open up again next year'... G (320003@1) BThat (x2444x@1)bar is an asshole, it's an asshole C (x32010@1) GOh, (320003@1)the worst bar in the land! G (320003@1) BAlways (x2444x@1)closing, always closing C (x32010@1) GCan't (320003@1)punch a bar, cause you'll hurt your hand (Whistling) G (320003@1) AI (x02220@1)went home to forget about my troubles C (x32010@1) GSat (320003@1)down in my favorite easy chair G (320003@1) ABut (x02220@1)I couldn't relax for the pain I was feelin' C (x32010@1) GAs (320003@1)my hemorrhoid began to flair... G (320003@1) BMy (x2444x@1)asshole's an asshole, a real butthole C (x32010@1) GNeeds (320003@1)to put his asshole-self in check! G (320003@1) BAlways (x2444x@1)burning, always itching C (x32010@1) GMade (320003@1)me wanna punch him in his asshole neck (Whistling) G (320003@1) ALate (x02220@1)one night, lyin' awake in bed C (x32010@1) GMmmm, (320003@1)a realization came G (320003@1) AAre (x02220@1)there really assholes everywhere I look? C (x32010@1) GOr (320003@1)am I the one to blame? G (320003@1) AMaybe (x02220@1)I just do not say the things I should say C (x32010@1) GAnd (320003@1)I don't do the things I ought to G (320003@1) ASo (x02220@1)I took a good, hard look at myself in the mirror C (x32010@1) GAnd (320003@1)this is what I thought... G (320003@1) BThe (x2444x@1)guy who sold me this mirror is an asshole, he's an asshole C (x32010@1) GSon (320003@1)of a bitch said it was antique G (320003@1) BHe (x2444x@1)was lyin', he was lyin' C (x32010@1) GMade (320003@1)me wanna punch him in his salesman cheek C (x32010@1) GI'm (320003@1)on a real asshole streak C (x32010@1) GI (320003@1)could open up an asshole boutique C (x32010@1) GI (320003@1)think this song has reached it's peak C (x32010@1) GGoodbye, (320003@1)you assholes, see you next week!
